Funny quotes about dating men
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I had no hair on my head, and couldn't even walk two steps. To kick off the page, we present: - In days long past, a Chinese emperor needed a new samurai to be his personal bodyguard.He sent out a message to all the lands summoning the best warriors to his court in three years time.If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general. Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? — Dave Barry Whenever I travel I like to keep the seat next to me empty. When someone walks down the aisle and says to you, "Is someone sitting there? — Harpo Marx If you don't think too good, don't think too much.