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The man was delighted and got drunk on this one magic Guiness bottle for weeks then he remembered that he had two other wishes. "Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like? "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."As soon as she had finished parochial school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business. "Oi'm always first out of bed." Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again.
" "You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle" he asks the Genies. "Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back? Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on a Saturday night went to confession in the church which she had always attended as a child. "Well, does he go in for unnatural connubial practices?
Kneeling near the confessional, waiting their turn, were two middle-aged ladies. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. Mc Quillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.
They witnessed Lena's acrobatics with wide eyes, and one said to the other: "Will you just look at the penance Father Sullivan is givin' out this night, and me without me bloomers on! The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. " Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale...'tis too good to part with.""Well, Mrs. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. " "Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you." "That's an incredible story" said the priest.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Irish man goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. "Murphy was doing some brickwork on the fireplace in Mr. He was much impressed by the moosehead over the fireplace. Cabot, bigger even than the great Irish Deer, Oi'm thinkin'." "Yes," said Mr. I tracked him for over two days and when I finally shot him it took six men to load him in the jeep." Shaking his reddish curls in admiration, Murphy said, "Truly, 'tis a great hunter you are, Sir, and a great animal that is.
He'll be home in about half an hour, but he'll be leaving on a business trip to Chicago this evening at seven. " The stewardess replied, "About thirty-two thousand feet, Father." The Father's jaw dropped in amazement. As they were blessing the soil with the golden elixer, Tim said, "Sure, an' I wish I was hung like you are, Mick. See if you don't start to feel better." Relief plainly showing on his broad features, Mick said "It's a relafe, it is, what you're tellin me.After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt'n behind Seamus on the bike began to holler ..."Seamus ... that'll block the wind for you." So Paddy took Seamus' advice and turned his jacket from front to back and got back on the bike and the two of them were off down the road again.After a bit, Seamus turned to talk to Paddy and was horrified to see that Paddy was not there. "Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?Out comes the Genie and asks "Master you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes, what would you like" Irishman scratches his head, then answers "A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty. "A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?"Granted master" retorted the Genie and produced the bottle. " "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.